me “where’s Ashley?” barb “oh I gave her the day off” mike “why what’s going on?” me “oh I just wanted to see if she wanted to come with me for $1 scoop night” mike “text her she’ll prolly still go with you” barb “I wanna go” mike “well you weren’t invited” me “yeah barb, you can’t come” barb “that’s fucked up”
lollll love my bosses
“don’t hit me in the earballs!”
“you don’t have earballs…”
“I mean earball. singular, earballular… bahaha”
Psalm 51:10 ()
10 Create in me a clean heart, O God, And renew a steadfast spirit within me. #Bible http://j.mp/uQkYyv
I want to share this message from Daily Bible Devotion:
Too much talk leads to sin. Be sensible and keep your mouth shut.
Proverbs 10:19 (NLT + more versions)
Over sharing too much information, failing to consider others’ feelings, dominating the conversation, demanding tone, boasting about ourselves, etc. Oh how to count the ways our words can lead to sin! Solomon gives wise advice to anyone who closes their mouths long enough to listen. Be sensible, enough said.
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